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Captain’s Brief 013 – 12/23/2016

Posted on Fri Dec 23rd, 2016 @ 4:50pm by Captain Adren Bahrat Noth

To the Crew of the Equinox,

Happy Holidays all; and a Merry Christmas to all those that it applies!
Warning: I am not a poet!

The Twelve Days of Christmas Aboard the Equinox!

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Orion women for the XO,
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight fond memories of Wolf for Tao,
Seven Orion women for the XO,
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Wolf-Raven clan relics,
Eight fond memories of Wolf for Tao,
Seven Orion women for the XO,
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten meltdowns for Simon,
Nine Wolf-Raven clan relics,
Eight fond memories of Wolf for Tao,
Seven Orion women for the XO,
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Vaadwaur invaders,
Ten meltdowns for Simon,
Nine Wolf-Raven clan relics,
Eight fond memories of Wolf for Tao,
Seven Orion women for the XO,
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve medical emergencies, Doc,
Eleven Vaadwaur invaders,
Ten meltdowns for Simon,
Nine Wolf-Raven clan relics,
Eight fond memories of Wolf for Tao,
Seven Orion women for the XO,
Six scientific mysteries for R’Vex,
Five Ekahl implants,
Four grumpy looks from the Colonel,
Three trips though the Epatha Gateway,
Two Ghemawat saboteurs,
And a Nausicaan in the captain’s chair.

Best Wishes,
USS Equinox Commanding Officer,
Captain Adren Bahrat Noth

 

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by Lieutenant JG Simon Crewe on Fri Dec 23rd, 2016 @ 5:18pm

BAWAHAHAHAHA! Very good, Captain! And the same wishes back to you!